Josh, Lindsay, and Mackenzie

So, after reading my wifes post I have decided to add a few that I have noticed.

1. Sleeves. If the end of your shirt sleeve is rolled up she will fix it for you. She will even cross a crowded room to fix the sleeve of a stranger if she saw that there was a sleeve in distress.
2. Arm hair. The hair on Lindsay's arm must all flow in the same direction. If you want to annoy her, run a finger against the grain on her forearm, she will be forced to fix it before she implodes.
3. Silence in a crowd. Lindsay cannot just stand in a line or in a place where people are with her and just enjoy the time. She must start a conversation with someone. If she is there with friends then she will converse with them, but be forewarned, if you stop talking with her, she will talk to someone else.
4. Sheets on the bed. The sheets and the conforter on the bed must reach the edges of the bed while she is using them. Even if she is in the middle of the bed, the sheets must stretch to the edges.
5. Across does not have a T in it. This is something that I was once known for and as it bothers more people than just Lindsay it's not just a quirk of hers, however, she will always mention it to me if she had a conversation with someone that says "acrost".
6. Alls. "Alls I'm saying" is a way to make the vein on Lindsay's forhead throb. If you use it, she will probably ask you to justify where the contraction "Alls" comes from.
7. Everything must be named. All of Lindsay's vehicles (gas powered and otherwise), the sports equipment, and some garden tools have names. Everyone knows Mr. Murphy, but do you know Magellan?

These are just some of the reasons I love her so much.